Kolter's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Everyone Poops: The Game]

This makes poop look good. literally

ok. interesting concept, but, it gets repetitive and also the music is just noise in-game. Good effort anyways.

thinking-man responds:

Thanks anyways.

[Prose and Motion]

great game!

yeah it's really great how physics based it is, but the P is annoying! argh! lol.

[Bubble Popper!]

meh :/

ok, no technical problems concerning the game. Problems though
1. it's too easy, you don't even have to shoot anything, you just move your cursor (shuriken) around, and pop.. bubbles? (I don't get how bubbles are threatening lol)
2. no time limit or increasing difficulty. You only pop one bubble at a time, can't you at least put a time limit and say "for this allocated time limit you must pop x amount of bubbles" just to up the difficulty a bit, it also starts getting boring popping bubbles for particularly no purpose whatsoever. A time limit or more levels would've made it more interesting.
Anyways, the game is just boring. that's all

[Yorpush 2]

total crap.

ok first off. The game story is stupid, no one seems to be able to speak proper english, horrible graphics (I thought I was controlling a hotdog bun at first). As well as the lack of instruction, and not telling you what to do. The second stage, where the dad kills you, you can't possibly get it right the first time because the sprite moves. At the third stage, whatever you do you can't lose, that's just no fun at all, and that stupid static noise that doesn't achieve anything but get on my nerves. I don't know why people bother submitting crap like this, it's not enjoyable, or fun. This is the epitome of utter shit.

[Castle Bomber]

:/ ok...

it has a lot of glitches. Most noticeable one is when you place a bomb at a certain spot it resets the game. Fix this.

[Running Wizard]

great game

reminds me a bit of Canabalt with the jumping with C and X. Ok got not many problems with this, very nice and simple, style has been done before, you didn't do it any better. I would say you pulled it off decently. And here you implement something else, you make mouse (trackpad in my case, much harder to play video games on that one) and keyboard cooperate. Decent execution though it doesn't change much as it progresses. Farily decent overall :)

[Basketball challenge]

it was hard at first.

I noticed something. with the quick player. when I stayed on the right edge, he's able to block your shots less often, lol doesn't fully work though. Yeah it's a bit too hard to be thoroughly enojyable Another problem.. too many ads... :/

[The Day (Gregory Weir)]

Great game..

lol the music at the beginning.. I noticed.. I think it was I Fought the Law but country version. ANyways about the game. The atmosphere you set was amazing, and the music. wow just fitted perfectly, this is a piece of art. And it also appealed to my curiosity very well.. very well

[The Impossible Quiz 2]

great

It's pretty good, how it makes you think outside the box. It could get frustrating as well because some of the answers are total nonsense. Anyways, it's a great game. The part that annoyed me the most was question 11...

[Moon Jump]

Horrible.. sorry :(

Graphics were horrible, gameplay was horrible, music got really anoying, it just looped and looped, lacks instructions, lacks any point whatsoever. What was the guy doing in the moon in the first place? DId the government send him there? What happened at the third stage? I just pressed up and the whole screen went black. Did he die? And with the horrible graphics I don't know if something is a bug or if that was intended to happen, such as the disappearing platforms in stage 2. and the red portal things. You wouldn't know if they were bad except that they were red. Who knows, the exclamation marks could've meant "you need this take it!". Not only that, when you die, you don't even have some sort of effect that tells you you've been respawned, you just work from memory. You could've just landed on another platform but the game doesn't say that. Nice idea, I hope to see something better from you next time.

kirill1996 responds:

The disapearing platforms on stage 2 were ment as a trick, you werent supposred to go there, it waws ment to slow you down.